Guests!

Our friends are visiting and I somehow feel strange weighing myself when I should be downstairs conversing.

I weigh 194.7lbs, but the minute it takes to record this seems wasted, since I see thm so infrequently.

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I am having a poo
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193.2lbs and off downstairs. I note that the Godmother-to-be has scrawled graffiti on my poo-weights blackboard to the effect that the Godmother Waz Ere.

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196.3lbs and somewhat later on, I am having another poo.

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I am having a poo
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194.9lbs, eh? Not much to say, beyond that I am having a lovely day and I'm going to get back to it - you lot do not deserve my attention.

Cheerio.