Thursday 23 July 2009

Locked in.

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Today I became locked in the lavatory with no paper.

This would be less irritating if it were not for two aggravating factors:

  • I would have had enough paper had I not blown my nose several times whilst on the job.
  • I had to call David Tapp to come and rescue me.

    The toilet roll dispenser takes two rolls, each huge to the point of ridicule, so that when one is empty a slide allows access to the second. Sadly the second was not there today. I have yet to kill the cleaner.

    David, bless him, came to my rescue by bringing a life-size cardboard cut-out of Lawrence Dallaglio into the toilets and assaulting the cubicle.

    Thankfully he assaulted the cubicle next to me and I was able to get some paper and return to a full ovation in the office.

    Bah!

  • Have I died of Swine Flu yet?

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    No.