Tuesday, 29 January 2008

Guest poo number two.

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This is Rowan:

Today, Rowan will weigh his poo for us.

I weigh 200lbs precisely.

I am having a poo

I weigh 198.2lbs, but now it is time for Rowan to have a poo. Rowan weighs 151.4lbs. If we say that men are, on the whole, larger than ladies and my wife is a lady, then I am twice the weight of my wife. Being that she is undeniably a woman and I am fairly confident that I am a man, if Rowan falls half way between our weights does that mean that I am twice the man he is?

No, it doesn't.

Rowan is having a poo

Now Rowan weighs a mere 149.8lbs. He reports that it was somewhat sloppy.

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