This is Rowan:
Today, Rowan will weigh his poo for us.
I weigh 200lbs precisely.
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I am having a poo
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I weigh 198.2lbs, but now it is time for Rowan to have a poo. Rowan weighs 151.4lbs. If we say that men are, on the whole, larger than ladies and my wife is a lady, then I am twice the weight of my wife. Being that she is undeniably a woman and I am fairly confident that I am a man, if Rowan falls half way between our weights does that mean that I am twice the man he is?
No, it doesn't.
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Rowan is having a poo
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Now Rowan weighs a mere 149.8lbs. He reports that it was somewhat sloppy.
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