Fat again!

I weigh 201.2

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I am having a poo
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I weigh 200.2lbs

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I am drinking a glass of water
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I weigh 200.4lbs

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I am having a poo
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I weigh 199lbs

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I am drinking a cup of tea
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I weigh 201.4lbs

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I am having a poo
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I weigh 200lbs precisely.

I think that, with the current epidemic about, (As Philip who works for NHS Direct, tells me, they took 1.1 million calls over the 11 day Christmas period which was 61% over the expected call volume, "mostly due to winter vomiting virus" - go look at his quite outstanding biro drawings) I could be heading for trouble.