Tuesday, 24 July 2007

Woke up this morning, feeling fine

Digg this

got to do a poo that's like a . . .

Well, mine would rhyme, but depth charge might appeal more to the toilet humour of my readers.

I'll go with 'poo', I think.

I had an excellent night last night, the youngest Manley got up just the once for a feed, which is splendid, and i go to weigh myself with a slight spring in my step.

I weigh 191.2lbs

I am having a poo

Dammit! I've kicked the scales across the room and stubbed my toe. It takes about 22 seconds for the scales to calibrate themselves which is short enough a time that setting them and wandering off would be ridiculous, but waiting is irritating, worse even than a sore toe.

I weigh 189.5lbs. I have been lax with my plotting of poos lately, but I shall get back on it as soon as I have finished the audit I am doing.



I had a few beers for lunch and no food at all and the result appears to be another weight loss session - I have a lot to answer for when it comes to the irregularity of my diet.

I weigh 191.4lbs

I am having a poo

Oh! 189.8lbs. Not bad at all. I'd add something funny, but I'm a bit pissed and I just smacked my head on the wall.


DYSLEXIA said...


Lord Manley said...

Good evening Doctor.