Friday, 13 July 2007

Happy birthday, Old Man!

Digg this

It's my Father's birthday so, as every year, we all have to eat KFC and drink Pepsi, as is his recurring birthday wish. I don't know why, but it is and, as it is his birthday, we go along with it, foul (haha!) stuff that it is. The children seem to enjoy it anyway.

Anyway, I can only imagine that a side effect of Old Man's birthday dinner must be large, greasy stools. It seems the ideal diet to instigate some serious weight loss and so, with a brave heart, I set out to see what can be done.

I weigh 195.7lbs (and yes, I am aware that I am getting fatter again, thank you for noticing).

I am having a poo

195.5lbs? that was a mere .2lbs of poo.

Frankly I feel a little let down.

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