Quick! Just about to run the child to school but I need a quick visit to Ivor first.
Scales say 199.8lbs
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I am having a poo
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199.7lbs - that's as small a poop as I can measure. I'd better get the baby strapped into its sling and be on my way, 0.1lb lighter, as I am, I cannot imagine how much easier the journey is going to be.
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