New baby, lack of sleep, dazed Manley.
Weight apparently says 194.7lbs.
Big poo.
Weight 195.5lbs
Shock
Check
Weight 195.5lbs
Shit.
It could be said that this calls into question my methodology, but I think it rather draws attention to my state of mind when I read the first weight from the scales.
I don't think that my poo can genuinely have a negative weight, so I think that for now I shall have to leave it off the charts.
This is not a good day for scatologist weight loss.
1 comment:
Do not despair - whilst at college I scoffed helium pills in the hope of producing a top notch floater. Imagine my surprise when next morning I had to wipe the muck off the ceiling..
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