Two poos in a day again - my diet goes from strength to strength. If I keep pooing at this rate I shall be 6lbs 4oz by Christmas. This is a bit of an emergency run, so I'l off to weigh myself at the trot.
14st 4.5lbs. Off to visit Ivor we go!
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I am having a poo.
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14st 2.5lbs, that's another 2lbs of poop, meaning that I have managed a full 4.5lbs of poop already today.
I am unsure as to whether this counts as a better day than the Golden 4lber of May, but I am far from unimpressed with my colon's achievements.
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