Early morning attack from the two elder children. Somehow, when Father is at home and Mum is away, coordinating organised assaults on the master bedroom before the hours of wakefulness is deemed acceptable when it would otherwise be unheard of.
The scales tell me that I am 195.7lbs in my nightshirt.
The mirror tells me that I could have done with more sleep.
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I am having a poo
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Post pooping scale standing reports that I have left a seven sacrifice at the watery altar. 195.0lbs, eh? Would have been 5lbs light, pre-ideal weight change, but now I am 5lbs heavy!
And no, I didn't misspell ark, I meant the covenant rainbow.
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