Sunday 3 June 2007

Stag weekend let-down

Digg this

Shit! loads of it, and no scales.

I got what we scientists refer to as 'proper shitfaced' last night and this morning's offering evaded measurement. It was of a capacity which extended far above the water in the toilet, so I am reckoning it is about a 3lber if not more.

I have not only missed a day, which from a dieting perspective, ruins my data-stream, but also missed out on recording what is possibly the largest emission I have ever had. After this enormous personal evacuation had passed unrecorded I was left feeling utterly hollow.

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