One of the disadvantages of being at home whilst number 3 is in all dripped up is that I get to have scales in the same room as I poo. Who could ask for more? Hop up on the scales, weigh myself at 195.9lbs, then sit down and evacuate 8lb of poo, before jumping to my feet and weighing in at 195.1lbs afterwards, with a liberal helping of manual hygiene mixed in for good measure.
We still need girls' names though.
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