The baby woke up last night, which is not unusual. What is unusual was my inability to determine that it was not yet morning, which led to me getting up and starting to get dressed. The builders arrived at 6 to start work on digging up the floor of the conservatory and, in general, the world is arse.
Talking of arse, I woke up and had a poo, but being too tired to see properly I scrawled the weights onto the blackboard and then returned to bed, as you can see here:
That works out to be, erm, about 1.2lbs of poop.
Not a bad start to the day.
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