Well, my first full day back in the office, post baby. I have been working from home over the weekend to make up for Thursday and Friday (I just cannot afford to live on statuary paternity leave pay, especially now that my penny bun costs a shilling) but it is odd to be back on the old grey scales which tell me that I am precisely 200lbs.
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I am having a poo
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199.4lbs? A ten minute poo and I manage 0.6lbs of excrement? That's 9.6ozs of poop. I use more butter in a cake.
I am a disappointment to myself.
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