Lurgy!

I weigh 196.4lbs and I have no time to stop and chat.

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I am having a poo
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I can only assume, gentle reader, that I am not alone in being slightly dicky in the old tummy department this morning. Every cubicle on the first and second floors is occupied, including the disabled facilities, and I had to travel still further up the building to find a porcelain haven.

I weigh 193.4lbs, but I feel that there is more to come.

In addition to this I have a case of singulus, which is annoying everyone within a three mile radius.

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I now weigh 196lbs and again, the need for relief is too embracing to warrent further discussion.

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I am having a poo
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194.6lbs - not bad at all.

Not bad at all.