Measuring weight loss the scatologist way.
It's early in the morning and I have had no sleep at all. I weigh 194.6lbs.I poop.I weigh 193lbs.I want to go back to bed now, this is about weight loss, not sleep loss.
The index of male physical pleasure can be plotted by two lines on a chart. One of these lines, which begins very high in one's younger years, represents the pleasures of the bedroom. The other, which begins quite low, represents the pleasures of the bathroom. These lines eventually intersect....
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