I really do not want to be awake.Given that my daughters can all manage to sleep through every night, why in the name of all that is holy can I not?
Anyway, I weigh a bleary eyed 190.4lbs.
I am having a (massive) poo
That was simply enormous. I seriously could have used that to bury a small hatchback. It was like a bloody cement mixer unloading. Blimey! I weight . . . 190.3lbs.
What's that all about?
I feel cheated of my rightful weight loss. If ever there was a poo that would assure me of being below my ideal weight, that there was it.
I am at work now. It's Thursday, which is a busy working day for me, but I am tired and apathetic - I really seem to lack enthusiasm for anything at all at the moment. Perhaps it's my time of the month?
I weigh 193.6lbs.
I am having a poo
And that was tiny. It was as if I held a rabbit over the pan and shook it gently for 20 seconds. Despite this, I weigh 193lbs.
A 12th of the size and 6 times the weight? I am perplexed by all of this. I think I'll go and buy some shares in Northern Rock.
Thanks(?) to Rupert for this: