Well, in fact, two poos! Yay!First thing this morning I weigh a Rodinesque 194.6lbs.
I went for a poo
And then, as if by magic, I weighed a mere 193.6lbs. That's a pound of pure Bavarian effluent.
Now I weigh 196.6lbs, which means I have only put on 3lbs all day.
I am having a poo
192.6lbs! A 4lb poo!