To poo or not to poo?

Well, in fact, two poos! Yay!

First thing this morning I weigh a Rodinesque 194.6lbs.

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I went for a poo
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And then, as if by magic, I weighed a mere 193.6lbs. That's a pound of pure Bavarian effluent.

Now I weigh 196.6lbs, which means I have only put on 3lbs all day.

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I am having a poo
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192.6lbs! A 4lb poo!