Well, I haven't actually, I'm just including a rather nice picture by The magic of chutney, but I weigh 193.5lbs and so I might be about to.
I am having a poo
I now weigh 191.3bs, so it was nothing much, a mere 2.2lber beside the glory of a 7.2lber pales into insignificance.
I have done a single poo once, which stuck up above the level of the seat as a single pillar of faeces, from the bend and up, out of the water, without touching the sides.
We had guests, so I summoned them to behold the wondrous sight. Surprisingly 'Godfather' James has visited since.
As an addendum, I was sent this by Matthewparker and it amused me.