What is going on?

Last night the baby slept all night long.

Why then did I not?

I weigh 194.4lbs

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I am having a poo
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I weigh 192.4lbs and have made a winking tit:




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Update: I weigh 199.7lbs

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I am having an emergency poo
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I weigh 197.4lbs

Blimey!


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Again?

I weigh 200.2lbs.

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I am having a poo
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I weigh 199lbs

This has got to stop.