I have built a lock pick.

But I haven't had a chance to use it yet, except on the server case, which is hardly secure anyway.

I weigh 196.8lbs in Ellie Precious's hat. (It's a beret!)

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I am having a poo
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195lbs, on the nose.

Being ill isn't helping with the project. I really need to get better before I can really be funny again. In the interim I have put out feelers for some guest bloggers to weigh their poo, I am considering a few poo tours, pooing on the road, as it were, and here is a picture of Patrick moore playing the moosiphone: