Happy birthday, Old Man!

It's my Father's birthday so, as every year, we all have to eat KFC and drink Pepsi, as is his recurring birthday wish. I don't know why, but it is and, as it is his birthday, we go along with it, foul (haha!) stuff that it is. The children seem to enjoy it anyway.

Anyway, I can only imagine that a side effect of Old Man's birthday dinner must be large, greasy stools. It seems the ideal diet to instigate some serious weight loss and so, with a brave heart, I set out to see what can be done.

I weigh 195.7lbs (and yes, I am aware that I am getting fatter again, thank you for noticing).

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I am having a poo
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195.5lbs? that was a mere .2lbs of poo.

Frankly I feel a little let down.